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Have You Ever Seen A Redneck Pacifier?

Taking Billy Bob Teeth to the limit! I don’t know if I can talk my wife into buying a Redneck Pacifier for Kaden, our newborn daughter. No, this is NOT a picture of her, but I just might get her one!
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
Thank You so much for coming up on The Porch, please come back soon!








That is simply so odd and disturbing its hillarious.
Chad,
A LOT has happened since we last spoke. You had a daughter and she bypassed the teething stage and went to full blown Mick Jagger! LOL. Anyway, God Bless you and your family. They are all beautiful. Drop a line between viewings (and feedings, and diaper changes…etc!)
Your friend in Orlando,
Doug
Hey Doug!
Thanks so much for the compliment! Things are going well….or at least for me as far as the baby goes. There isn’t much I can do for her when it comes to eating.
Hope all turned out well for you. How are you and your family doing? When you coming to the mountains?
Good to hear from you, and as always….thanks for coming up on the porch!